Phases of dating

29 Apr

” If your date waits a while to reach out, you start to "Serial" that sh*t ...going from the beginning to the end, wondering what you’re missing.You can now tell him/her that you love to watch Bravo 24/7. Either way, you’re just happy this roller coaster of emotions is coming to a stop.Or you’ve started wearing your comfortable ugly jeans that should probably be thrown away. Most deer sightings occur during certain phases of the moon.

With every cute text you receive from him or her, you are giddy and excited.

If you doubt this just talk to a police officer or delivery room nurse.

They will be the first to tell you that people commit more crimes and high numbers of babies are born when the moon is full.

You know that cartoon character with the hearts coming out of its eyes? You can’t stop thinking about this person, even though you barely know him/her. This is where your butterflies turn into nervousness. Your nerves are on high alert and having a nice glass of wine during dinner has never sounded better.

Once your date starts, your nerves will start to die down and all is well with the world again.